Poker still hates me…
…and I hate it back. God damn it. I should have kept my promise not to touch PokerStars until the new year…guess what, I didn’t and I regret it.
No doubt, it comes with the territory…but how the hell can I lose match after match after match and it doesn’t even matter if I play the 11$ or the 22$ ones? So sick…I’ve been coolered, one outered, two outered three times in a single match, two outered, three outered, runner runnered, etc etc and all those hands are headsup…I didn’t even bother to take a snapshot of all the sick fucking ridiculous cocksucker donkbox lucksack hands…so just a random selection of my good run…
All I can say is that PokerStars has bend me over like a cheap whore and put a whole poker table up my rear end, then twisted it, then pulled it out and slapped me silly with it…just before laughing at me and taking my $$$….so sick, I’m going to puke now and I’m seriously thinking about pulling all my money out of there…I know I know…it probably won’t come to that…but I’m really close to really do it…I just can’t take this bs anymore…every god damn time I clawed and grinded my way up to the next big step (e.g. double my roll) by doing the old letterass grind thing, I get hit in the junk for just long enough that I’m back to square one.
Now, I’m not about to get out the tinfoil hat yet, but this pattern really makes you (me for sure) wonder what the hell is going on. I play hundreds of matches, so it’s normal to see a cooler here, a cooler there, some sick shit, but the sheer amount of compressed sick shit happening to me every single time I’m getting close to permanently moving up…hmmm….weird….to quote Yoda “Meditate on this, I will!”…
Anyway…I’ll log off now before I smash the god damn screen. Best of luck at the tables (my share of it is clearly unused these days)…and have a very happy and successfull 2008. See you on the other side…(this time for real)…
Merry Christmas to all my readers, fellow poker broggers and all poker fans and fanatics around the world. May the hammer be with you…
…okay okay, I’ve never ever been so pissed off. I kept my promise not to play a hand of poker over at stars…I didn’t keep my promise to not play at all though…log on to FullTilt and watch how your bankroll evaporates with beat after beat…unbelievable…the only mystery is why I didn’t log off before losing my whole bankroll on Full Tilt…I should have seen the bs coming…after all I got fucked over in each and every match today…highlight of the day: AQ vs K7…he pushes all-in with no pair no draw after the turn…I call with no pair but the best hand…river 7; even better: last match 30+1.5 NL headsup…my opponent is such a jerk telling me what a fish I am and yadda yadda…I chop him down to under 800…then the usual happens…limp…we see a flop of 654…I hold 64…I bet he pushes…I instacalls…he shows K6o…lol…nice!…turn blank…river 5…counterfeiting my two pair…and busto….ty Full Tilt…thank you online poker in general…you have bend me over and put a whole poker table up my rear-end for the last week…ty very much for all that…what a way to end the year…I’m out…and I’m not sure I’ll EVER play at Full Tilt again (I know that is small-minded as such a bad run can happen, but still, I feel like I’ve been cheated…cheated by luck, by FullTilt, by the bs rng, by everyone….in the end it comes down to this: I GOT UNLUCKY…boohoo….still hurts like hell and if FullTilt was a person I would smack the shit out of him… )
Clouded judgement or cold deck mountain?
Friday December 21st 2007, 12:12 pm
Filed under: Heads Up
It’s been a while since I last posted and tbh, I didn’t play that much recently…over the last few days I tried to play a little though and it was horrible. “Bad beat” after bad beat, cooler after cooler…and I’m not making this shit up either…
Summary of a few of those lovely hands:
headsup NL HE: KK vs A7…A, next hand KK vs AA…nada; QQ vs 77….7, JJ vs 66…6; AK vs A5…A5xxx, etc etc
PL O8b: AAK2 vs A2xx…flush for him after going all-in preflop (deep stack); A2KK vs A2xx…no low he rivers a flush; etc etc
Razz: three to the wheel vs 8 low draw…capped all the way…I lose; rinse repeat; rinse repeat…
Coinflip and related bs statistics: update, pokerstars featuring a new eighteen aces deck…but not when I’m holding an ace…they’re switching it for the 0 Aces and 0 Kicker deck in that case…JJ vs Ax…A; QQ vs AK…A; JJ vs AQ…A; 66 vs A9…A; 77 vs A8…A; AK vs 77…nada, AQ vs A7…7….AK vs AJ…QTK; etc etc
60/40 bs: AJ vs KQ..K; AT vs QJ…Q; K9 vs QT…T; K8 vs Q7…7; etc etc
Other bs: AA vs KK…K; KK vs AA…nada; KK vs QQ…Q; JJ vs QQ…nada…; AA vs J9…he flops a straight; QQ vs K6…he rivers a 7 high straight; etc etc
I’m so fucking steamed up now…I guess I won’t be playing another hand this year…ridonkulous shit going on there, this isn’t about variance, this is about bs…and I won’t take it and throw away my money anymore…this is the biggest downswing I’ve ever seen and there’s shit I could have done about it (except logging off after the first cooler of a session…but what good is that?)…so fuck you PokerStars! Thanks for crapping on my christmas present. Once again: FUCK YOU! You won’t be seeing me online for the next few weeks…thanks again…for nothing.
On a brighter note: Happy holidays…and if I really stick to my promise: A happy new year! Cya on the other side…and better luck at the tables!