How-to: …not start a session
Saturday June 02nd 2007, 11:50 pm
Filed under: No-Limit Hold'em,PokerStars,S&G,Shorthanded

1. Jump into two six handed SnGs at 13$ a pop.

2. Play a solid, tight agressive game.

3. Build your stack to first or second chip position.

4. Get yourself involved in a monster pot with the best hand. I put him on AK/AQ there and one way or another I had him on the flop for sure – that’s all I knew. The rest is the usual goodness.

PokerStars Game #10237427319: Tournament #51882423, $12+$1 Hold’em
No Limit – Level IV (50/100) – 2007/06/02 – 18:21:17 (ET)
Table ‘51882423 1’ 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Donk1 (2310 in chips)
Seat 3: Donk2 (1430 in chips)
Seat 4: Ingoal (1880 in chips)
Seat 5: Donk3 (2185 in chips)
Seat 6: Donk4 (1195 in chips)
Donk2: posts small blind 50
Ingoal: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ingoal [Ah 7s]
Ingoal said, “pp”
Donk3: folds
Donk4: folds
Donk1: folds
Donk2: raises 200 to 300
Ingoal: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [As 6d 7d]
Donk2: bets 400
Ingoal: raises 1180 to 1580 and is all-in
Donk2: calls 730 and is all-in
Ingoal said, “cooler” < - announced before it even happened, lol, jinxed?! *** TURN *** [As 6d 7d] [6h] *** RIVER *** [As 6d 7d 6h] [8h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Donk2: shows [Ad 8d] (two pair, Aces and Eights) Ingoal: shows [Ah 7s] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) Donk2 collected 2860 from pot Ingoal said, "so sick" Ingoal said, "nh" 5. Look down at your crippled stack of 350. Steamin...still not pushing all in on the next three hands. Look down at KK in the next one and push. Button wakes up with something. Ooooh KK too.... lol

6. Bust out in the next hand with Ac6c vs KJo…6 on the flop…blank turn…river J…gg me.

7. Get involved in the very next hand in the other SnG, on the bubble…ty…

lol

8. Think about last three minutes of play: Coolered, lol, coolered. Poker is so beautiful sometimes, wait, not really.

9. Sit here and type this post shouting “Fuck you PokerStars, F U C K Y O U!”

That’s all for now…thanks for your attention.

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